August to October, 2009
I'll Play These Cards
ProKart Challenge, LAKC, & Street of Lancaster Grand Prix


I get my Tony Kart EVXX ready to do battle

In the last chapter, we threw the "ON Switch" for the Streets of Willow Gatorz race.  For the beginning of this chapter, Jeff and I decided to throw the ON Switch one more time, and gear up for the SuperKartsUSA SuperNationals XIII at the Rio Hotel, November 18-22, 2009.  Wayne was tempted to throw the ON switch for this, but after seeing his tax bill, and considering he has another newborn to take care of and no nanny in sight to watch/transport the other two kids, he decided he would sit out the SuperNationals. 

Once you throw the ON switch for the Supernationals, suddenly your life doesn't become the same.  You realize that you need seat time, you need training, you need competition, you need to expend a lot of sweat and effort.  This year it is a five day event: two days of practice, then qualifying and a heat race, then two more heat races, and then on Super Sunday it is a 25 lap (probably 20 minutes) main race against 39 other drivers for glory.  It's kinda like trying to date an unattainable ultra hot chick:  you have to put in a lot of time, effort, money, and groundwork in for 20 minutes of "potential glory".  Here's the story:

After Jeff and I decided to start prepping for the SuperNationals, we thought about our hardware.  We decided that due to the economy, new kart chassis is not in either of our budgets, so we'll run the same karts we ran last year.  Jeff's neck is still hurting from his crash in practice 18 months ago, so he wasn't interested in too much seat time at tracks that are hard on the neck.  The Supernationals track isn't as hard on your neck compared to local tracks like CalSpeedway, Willow Kart Track, or Grange, so Jeff is happy about that.  I figure I need seat time to sharpen up my driving, and see where I stand.
 


Jason Toft's kart

ProKart Challenge August 29, 2009
I figure I should enter the final Pro Kart Challenge race in September to see how I stack up, and to see how my conditioning is coming along.  They are racing at Cal Speedway, which can be murderous on the body due to grippy conditions.  After getting some tips from the Select Shifter team owner Mike Robbins and driver Patrick Cushenberry in the last chapter, I do better than expected.  I'm 8/10ths off of Cushenberry's pole time, which is better than I am used to.  For a while there, I was a full second a lap off of the pace.  I screwed up in qualifying, so if I could have run a bit faster, I woulda had a shot at maybe 6th on the grid, but instead I'm 11th.  Considering that the first 6 guys all have the potential to win this race, I'm not doing too bad.  At least in my mind....


Clinton Schoombee and Bobby Legate, ready to duke it out for the S3 podium

Classification
Pos No. Name Best time In lap Best speed Diff Gap Laps
1 27u Patrick Cushenberry 47.773 3 56.517     4
2 33k Jacob Neal 47.787 4 56.501 0.014 0.014 4
3 1y Jason Toft 47.927 4 56.336 0.154 0.140 4
4 111c Clinton Schoombee 48.091 3 56.144 0.318 0.164 4
5 34c Race Liberante 48.241 4 55.969 0.468 0.150 4
6 51c Bobby Legate 48.313 8 55.886 0.540 0.072 8
7 73b Brad Dunford 48.328 6 55.868 0.555 0.015 7
8 41c Vivek Tandon 48.342 4 55.852 0.569 0.014 5
9 69c Peter Abba 48.394 6 55.792 0.621 0.052 6
10 35y Brett Felkins 48.484 7 55.688 0.711 0.090 9
11 55c Doug Hayashi 48.485 3 55.687 0.712 0.001 4
12 24x Harley Owen 48.723 3 55.415 0.950 0.238 7
13 24k Kyle Hathcox 48.826 5 55.298 1.053 0.103 5
14 422c Willy Musgrave 49.922 4 54.084 2.149 1.096 9

Heat Race 1:
I finish 10th, fast lap is 7/10ths off of Neal/Schoombee/Toft's laptime. 6th through 11th is only separated by 3/10ths, so at least I feel like I'm doing some racing with pretty fast guys.  None of these guys are running S4 Old Guy class at the Supernats, since these guys are probably around 25 to 32 years younger than me.  I wish I could blame youth for kicking my ass.  Instead, I have to admit they are just better drivers.

Classification
Pos No. Name Laps Total time Diff Best time In lap Best speed
1 33k Jacob Neal 10 7:14.826   48.017 8 56.230
2 111c Clinton Schoombee 10 7:15.267 0.441 48.059 10 56.181
3 1y Jason Toft 10 7:15.582 0.756 48.082 9 56.154
4 27u Patrick Cushenberry 10 7:16.539 1.713 48.124 6 56.105
5 51c Bobby Legate 10 7:18.711 3.885 48.341 7 55.853
6 34c Race Liberante 10 7:19.643 4.817 48.445 9 55.733
7 69c Peter Abba 10 7:20.262 5.436 48.515 4 55.653
8 41c Vivek Tandon 10 7:22.094 7.268 48.596 6 55.560
9 35y Brett Felkins 10 7:24.180 9.354 48.488 9 55.684
10 55c Doug Hayashi 10 7:25.680 10.854 48.694 5 55.448
11 24k Kyle Hathcox 10 7:25.802 10.976 48.725 6 55.413
12 73b Brad Dunford 10 7:28.129 13.303 48.293 5 55.909
13 24x Harley Owen 10 7:30.273 15.447 48.705 4 55.436
14 422c Willy Musgrave 10 7:56.780 41.954 51.253 9 52.680


Vivek Tandon's brand new CRG kart

Heat Race 2:
On the warmup lap, suddenly my kart won't steer.  WTF?  I slow down, wave some people by.  I'm thinking...hummm....did a tie rod end come loose?  What fell off my kart?  I have to pull over and get off the track.  The frame cracked right where the steering column connects to the frame, so when I turned the steering wheel, nothing happens.  AAARGH!  Major DNF.  I'm done for the day, and possibly the kart is now a junker.  It could be hard to re-weld the steering column back in place.  At least it broke in the warmup lap.  If it would have broken at the end of an 80 mph straightaway going into a hairpin turn, that would been ugly.  Even uglier if it broke at the Supernats.


Notice crack in middle of picture

Pos No. Name Laps Total time Diff Best time In lap Best speed
1 1y Jason Toft 20 15:20.008   48.048 7 56.194
2 69c Peter Abba 20 15:27.060 7.052 48.191 6 56.027
3 34c Race Liberante 20 15:28.286 8.278 48.372 10 55.817
4 35y Brett Felkins 20 15:30.513 10.505 48.280 19 55.924
5 51c Bobby Legate 20 15:34.296 14.288 48.244 5 55.966
6 73b Brad Dunford 20 15:35.886 15.878 48.300 5 55.901
7 24k Kyle Hathcox 20 15:36.053 16.045 48.565 20 55.596
8 24x Harley Owen 20 15:39.799 19.791 48.797 4 55.331
9 33k Jacob Neal 20 15:43.242 23.234 48.030 7 56.215
10 422c Willy Musgrave 19 15:24.928 1 Lap 49.667 4 54.362
DNF 111c Clinton Schoombee 11 8:04.556 9 Laps 48.027 10 56.218
DNF 41c Vivek Tandon 8 5:47.964 12 Laps 48.886 6 55.231
Not classified ()
DNS 55c Doug Hayashi 0 --:--:--.---   --:--:--.--- 0 -
DQ


Crack on both side of steering column


Mike Goebel, Team ARG WunderDriver, takes 3rd place in S4, and salutes his kart and his shadow

The next week, I drop the kart off to the fabricator that works next door to the PhoneGuys.  He looks at it and goes hummmm....yeah I can fix that. I explain that he can't reinforce it like he did last time with the "wings" on it that screwed up the handling, but I need it welded strong enough so that it won't break off in my hands while going 90 mph.  He said no problem. 


Cool looking El Camino that is getting some work done at the fabricator's shop

He has a bunch of fabrication clamps that puts on the frame, measures meticulously, and welds it up.  Wayne goes to the paint store and has them mix up some spray cans of Tony Kart Green to cover up the weld job.  Looks like I'm ready to test it out to see if it works.
 


Brake upgrade includes parachute

I decide to enter the LAKC race at CalSpeedway, running the same backwards configuration as ProKart ran a few weeks earlier.  The shifter kart field isn't as stout as a ProKart Race, but there are guys there that I can measure up to. 


Testing to see if welds to steering column will hold

Los Angeles Karting Club, September 2009
The fastest Father and Son shifter kart team that I know of, Billy and Willy Musgrave are here today, and I miss qualifying on the front row by 2/1000ths of a second.  Hey now, my kart seems like it is okay!  A few of the other drivers are running used tires, so their times aren't really indicative of how fast they are.  But Billy and Willy take their racing seriously, qualifying on new tires like me.  If I am close to them, I'm happy.


Who would win in a cage fight:  Elbert Thompson or Rhod Beachner?

Qualifying

Pos No. Name Best time In lap Best speed Diff Gap Laps
1 32 Billy Musgrave 49.105 4 54.984     4
2 42 Willy Musgrave 49.675 3 54.353 0.570 0.570 4
3 55 Doug Hayashi 49.677 4 54.351 0.572 0.002 4
4 3 Bryce Miller 49.914 2 54.093 0.809 0.237 4
5 89 Paul Russell 50.131 3 53.859 1.026 0.217 4
6 49 Rob Whitley 50.428 4 53.542 1.323 0.297 4
7 25 Sean Bond 51.125 2 52.812 2.020 0.697 4
8 41 Jeff Armant 51.644 2 52.281 2.539 0.519 3
9 07 Tim Hepburn 51.918 4 52.005 2.813 0.274 4
10 62 Steve Berg 52.046 3 51.877 2.941 0.128 4
11 52 Ray Pisarski 53.161 2 50.789 4.056 1.115 4
12 12 Elbert Thompson --:--:--.--- 0 -   0.000 0
Not classified
DQ 21 Steve Murray 51.885 2 52.038   0.000  

Heat Race 1:
Bryce Miller gets by me on the start, and he's duking it out with Willy Musgrave. I'm right behind them, watching the action, hoping if they make a mistake, I can slip by.  I don't have enough speed to bomb in on them.  I take 4th, feel like I am a podium contender in the main racing coming up.


Billy Musgrave has been whupping on everyone in LAKC shifter class this year

Pos No. Name Laps Total time Diff Best time In lap Best speed
1 32 Billy Musgrave 8 6:29.059   48.857 5 55.263
2 3 Bryce Miller 8 6:32.441 3.382 49.003 3 55.099
3 42 Willy Musgrave 8 6:32.816 3.757 49.090 3 55.001
4 55 Doug Hayashi 8 6:33.146 4.087 49.176 4 54.905
5 49 Rob Whitley 8 6:39.783 10.724 49.919 3 54.088
6 25 Sean Bond 8 6:47.968 18.909 50.832 4 53.116
7 62 Steve Berg 8 6:55.369 26.310 51.349 3 52.581
8 21 Steve Murray 8 6:56.133 27.074 51.417 6 52.512
9 41 Jeff Armant 8 6:56.247 27.188 51.009 4 52.932
10 07 Tim Hepburn 8 6:57.092 28.033 51.243 6 52.690
11 52 Ray Pisarski 8 7:00.275 31.216 52.152 5 51.772
12 12 Elbert Thompson 8 7:27.352 58.293 54.596 2 49.454
13 89 Paul Russell 7 5:49.493 1 Lap 49.956 3 54.048


Billy sleeping before the main, waiting for some competition to appear from somewhere

The Main Race
Okay, I haven't been on the podium in quite some time.  At this smaller race, it's looking like I have a great chance.  Green flag drops, and the first three guys are driving more consistent than me.   Damn!  I'm looking like a solid 4th place, with no chance of 3rd unless someone crashes. 


I will not DNF.  Raceaflais will not defeat me again. 

And then with 2 laps left in the race, my kart starts dying and bogging.  WTF?  Another DNF?  It continues to severely die in turns.  I'm forced to pull off with 1.5 laps left in the race with a DNF.  Apparently my elbow was hitting a fuel line, and the fuel line cracked, so I'm getting no fuel to the motor.....ARRRRGH!   Billy Musgrave takes the win, and the overall LAKC shifter title for 2009.

Pos No. Name Laps Total time Diff Best time In lap Best speed
1 32 Billy Musgrave 16 12:54.404   48.678 2 55.467
2 3 Bryce Miller 16 12:59.663 5.259 48.812 3 55.314
3 42 Willy Musgrave 16 13:01.713 7.309 49.026 3 55.073
4 49 Rob Whitley 16 13:18.880 24.476 50.033 5 53.964
5 25 Sean Bond 16 13:45.048 50.644 50.442 13 53.527
6 52 Ray Pisarski 15 13:05.535 1 Lap 51.709 5 52.215
7 62 Steve Berg 15 13:06.078 0.543 52.292 4 51.633
8 07 Tim Hepburn 15 13:06.416 0.881 51.761 4 52.163
9 21 Steve Murray 15 13:17.749 12.214 51.484 3 52.443
10 55 Doug Hayashi 14 11:26.466 2 Laps 49.141 7 54.944
11 89 Paul Russell 9 7:26.781 7 Laps 49.455 3 54.595
12 41 Jeff Armant 9 7:50.255 23.474 50.852 5 53.095
13 12 Elbert Thompson 7 6:12.545 9 Laps 53.446 3 50.518

Streets of Lancaster Grand Prix
Mike Robbins was lobbying the Pulp Racing team to come out and race at the Tri-C Streets of Lancaster Grand Prix.  The City of Lancaster decided that having a karting event right in the "downtown" area of Lancaster Boulevard would be a cool thing.  They planned to fence off the area just like a mini-Long Beach Grand Prix, have vendors selling food, having a car show on Saturday night, etc.  I told Mike that a temporary street course would be a good tune-up for the Supernats to see where we stand in terms of the competition.  In the days leading up to the event, it became evident that there would be a good number of shifters at the event.


Lancaster Blvd, 6:00 a.m., Saturday morning
 

Friday, October 8, 2009
Mike said I could park my trailer in the Atwood and Son's automotive repair shop at 4 p.m., which would work out perfectly.  I cruise into Lancaster around noon, planning on going straight to Diamond Jim's Casino and wiping out the locals playing some No Limit Hold'em.  After three hours of playing, I'm down $120.  Grrrr....got absolutely no good cards.  After parking the trailer and registering, I hope on our pit bicycle and check out the course.  It looks awesome!  At 6 p.m., they shut down Lancaster Blvd and starting putting the fencing, barriers, and hay bales up.  I hang around for bit, go to the Happy Hour for drivers, and then head back to Diamond Jim's.  I promptly lose another $50.  Damn....I lost to the locals.


Lancaster Blvd, Friday, 6:00 p.m.  Street blocked off, no traffic on the main drag

Saturday
I get there at my usual super early time to check out the track.  They are still working on moving barriers and stuff.  It looks like there are about 30 Stock Honda shifter karts, and about 13 open shifter karts (built moto/ICC). 


We setup at the Atwood and Son automotive shop

Jeff is running his "B Kart", deciding that he is going to save his good kart for the Supernats.  Late Saturday, right before qualifying, Mike Robbins thinks that there are too many shifters in the stock Honda class, as the track is pretty tight.  He's afraid that the real fast guys are going to catch up to the real slow guys, and there could be carnage as some of the passing zones are tight.  He then says that he'll break out Stock shifters into two classes, S3 (385 lbs) and S4 drivers (400 lbs for this race), and move the S4 drivers into the Open Shifter class (400 lbs), and then he'll make the S3 class the finale for the event.   He figures that this should break the groups into two groups of about 22 each, instead of 30 and 13. Just about everyone agrees, as this isn't a points event, it is more of a "Hey, let's put on a good show for karting and get more people interested in the sport". 


Mike Robbin's Select Shifter Team karts ready to roll

Jeff, Wayne, and other people assume that we will run the S3 class, as that is normally what we run at the ProKart Challenge race.  I start arguing that we should enter the S4 class, and run with the Open Shifters.  Jeff and Wayne say that why wimp out and not run with the fast guys in S3 like we normally do?  I argue back that:

1. I'm trying to get the kart ready for Supernats S4 class.  I want to run at S4 weight against S4 drivers.  I won't be racing S3 drivers at the Supernats.

2. Looking at the S3 class, I tell them that what will happen is that all the slower drivers will drop out and move to S4.  The only people left in S3 will be the REALLY fast guys like Jacob Neal, Jason Toft, Mike's slew of fast guys (Cushenberry/Schoombee/Legate), and a bunch of other fast guys that we haven't beaten all year.  I mean, four of the top 11 rated Stock Honda drivers in the world are entered in the S3 race. (although no one else in the world races stock Honda shifters except for us USA drivers) Which uh....means that Wayne, Jeff and I will be fighting to see who will not come in LAST PLACE(13th place or so) in front of thousands of people.  I get humiliated enough at at PKC S3 race in front of 50 spectators.

3. If we run S4, according to posted practice times we can beat all but five of the Open Shifter drivers despite their extra 3-5 more HP, and if any of the front runners break, we have a chance to be ON THE PODIUM with the umbrella girls, in front of hundreds of people.

4. Everyone knows we are Cheating Bastards, and this would be the proper Cheating Bastard move to make, given the above circumstances.  It would be expected of us.


Start/Finish at 6 a.m. Saturday morning

After about 30 minutes of debate, we decide to throw our hats into the S4 class.  Podium, here we come!  I tell Mike that we are declaring ourselves be drivers in the S4 class, not the S3 class.  He kinda looks at me funny, and then says, "Okay".  We strap our weight on, and go to qualifying at 400 lbs.  To keep the confusion down, it is decided that qualifying will be keep in the same groups as before (Stock Honda and Open Shifters), and then after qualifying they will merge the declared S4 drivers into the Open Shifter class.


Bobby Legate comes out of retirement and throws the kart into P1!

Out of 29 Stock Honda shifter drivers, Jeff and I qualifying 11th and 12th (running at 400 lbs), and Wayne is at 19th.  Bobby Legate, after skipping a few races in previous months, throws his kart with controlled recklessness into the turns during qualifying, misses hitting any barriers, and throws down a SPECTACULAR 37.12 and takes pole over people that were arguably favored to win pole position.  He beats Jeff and I by a full second (but we did have another 15 lbs on our karts because we ran at the 400 S4 weight instead of the 385 lbs S3 weight)  We look at the Open Shifter qualifying list, and after the merge, it looks like we will be 9th and 10th, only 6/10ths off of pole with the built motor guys, and only 2/10ths from the front of the "S4 pole leader" Casey Scherer. Heh....the plan is working so far.  Ross Brawn would be proud of my pre-race strategies!  I could certainly help the Renault F1 team with their pre-race strategies....

Pos No. Name Best time In lap Best speed Diff Gap Laps
1 51c Bobby Legate 37.128 7 63.025     7
2 33 Jacob Neal 37.334 5 62.677 0.206 0.206 5
3 111C Clinton Schoombee 37.486 6 62.423 0.358 0.152 6
4 52 Jason Toft 37.760 2 61.970 0.632 0.274 2
5 17 Vivek Tandon 37.866 7 61.797 0.738 0.106 7
6 27 Patrick Cushenberry 37.884 6 61.768 0.756 0.018 7
7 46 Slava Prikhodko 37.908 7 61.728 0.780 0.024 7
8 422 Willy Musgrave 37.970 4 61.628 0.842 0.062 7
9 60 Casey Scherer 38.032 6 61.527 0.904 0.062 7
10 89 Paul Russell 38.176 7 61.295 1.048 0.144 8
11 4 Jeff Littrell 38.194 5 61.266 1.066 0.018 7
12 55 Doug Hayashi 38.226 7 61.215 1.098 0.032 7
13 322 Billy Musgrave 38.271 2 61.143 1.143 0.045 6
14 123 Randy McKee 38.329 6 61.050 1.201 0.058 7
15 24K Kyle Hathcox 38.361 4 60.999 1.233 0.032 5
16 69 Peter Abba 38.521 7 60.746 1.393 0.160 7
17 24 Harley Owen 38.619 7 60.592 1.491 0.098 9
18 21 Ken Schilling 38.826 10 60.269 1.698 0.207 10
19 800 Wayne Mello 39.109 2 59.833 1.981 0.283 2
20 222 Greg Nelson 39.266 6 59.594 2.138 0.157 7
21 11 Jason Attwood 39.472 2 59.283 2.344 0.206 2
22 50 Mark Sundberg 39.822 7 58.761 2.694 0.350 9
23 66 Todd Scholta 39.857 7 58.710 2.729 0.035 9
24 622 Steve Berg 39.961 6 58.557 2.833 0.104 8
25 6 Kevin Meacham 40.160 7 58.267 3.032 0.199 9
26 07 Tim Hepburn 40.442 7 57.861 3.314 0.282 9
27 139 Michael Young 41.011 7 57.058 3.883 0.569 9
28 14K Jonathon Allen --:--:--.--- 0 -   0.000 0
Not Classified
DQ 78 Austin Countryman 39.802 8 58.791   0.000  

 


Neil, Toft, Legate, Schoombee, Cushenberry......pretty hard crack into this group

Sunday Morning
The next day, the grid positions are posted.  If we would have stayed in S3, the Pulp Guys would be bringing up rear of the grid.  And it looks like most of the Stock Honda field figured out the same thing that we did, meaning that cracking the Neal/Toft/Cushenberry/Schoombee/Legate wall of speed at the front of the group would be tough.  About 17 out of the 30 Stock Honda drivers move over to the Open Shifter class in an attempt to get to the podium.  So now the OTHER class has too many drivers.  Oh well, but that plays into our favor.  After Mike sees that most of the older drivers moved to the S4 class, he proposes that S4 will have their own podium since there are so many of them.  Mike says that if we want, he'll buy trophies for S4 out of his own pocket (first place gets a custom painted helmet).  The S4 guys respond that we don't want Mike to put money out of his own pocket, as the S4 drivers were not expecting to get a trophy anyways because we were entered in the class with all the S3 fast guys.  One of the S4 drivers said that's good idea, but at least let us take a picture with the trophies if we make it to the podium so it looks like we won something, and everyone agrees that will be a good deal.


Fans lining the streets

Wayne comes up to me, and says that his seat developed a hole in yesterday during qualifying, and now he has a big bruise/welt on his right butt cheek as it was rubbing on the ground.   He shows me picture he took of it with his phone in the miror, just like you see on those "personal advertisements" on craigslist.  Uuughh.  He suggests that maybe I should put the picture in the next NSX-Files chapter, so I'd have some material to get off my ass and update the chapter.  I tell him I don't want to get the site tagged as a gay porn site.  There could be PTA moms reading this page.

Heat Race 1, Open Shifter, 30 drivers.
I'm gridded 9th.  On the start, I go to the inside, Jeff goes to the outside.  One of the open shifter guys spins in turn 1, moves right into Jeff's path who is charging on the outside, and they collide.  Jeff's kart frame is pretty much destroyed, so he's out of the race.  All of a sudden, my right butt cheek is on fire.  Damn.....I think I have a small hole in my seat.  The track is kinda bumpy, and every time I go over a manhole in a couple of the turns, my ass can tell the manhole cover is about 1/16th an inch higher than the surrounding ground, as it slams my butt.  I also know where the bumps are on the straightaway, every damn one.  I start to slightly lift myself out of my seat when I know a bump is coming, to relieve some of the pain.  But dammit, I ain't DNFing like I did in my last two events.  I stay clean, suck up the pain, and finish 7th. Wayne finishes 10th.  I check my seat after the race, and I have a bit of a problem with the seat.  Damn!  Luckily, I have and older seat, re-enforced with carbon fiber, that I swap out.


Seat blew out by hitting the ground.  Which means my ass was hitting the ground

Heat 1

os No. Name Laps Total time Diff Best time In lap Best speed
1 44 Peter Mastro 10 5:46.522   38.030 7 61.530
2 321 Imran Husain 10 5:47.931 1.409 37.731 6 62.018
3 172 Troy Butts 10 5:48.054 1.532 37.992 8 61.592
4 18 Robert Marks 10 5:54.550 8.028 37.953 10 61.655
5 60 Casey Scherer 10 5:56.010 9.488 38.284 9 61.122
6 89 Paul Russell 10 5:57.000 10.478 --:--:--.--- 0 -
7 55 Doug Hayashi 10 5:58.544 12.022 38.168 9 61.308
8 222 Greg Nelson 10 6:05.668 19.146 39.230 9 59.648
9 24K Kyle Hathcox 10 6:06.942 20.420 38.142 9 61.350
10 800 Wayne Mello 10 6:09.276 22.754 39.237 10 59.638
11 622 Steve Berg 10 6:09.719 23.197 39.240 10 59.633
12 9 Mark Helms 10 6:10.802 24.280 39.141 10 59.784
13 07 Tim Hepburn 10 6:11.691 25.169 39.492 5 59.253
14 50 Mark Sundberg 10 6:13.385 26.863 39.504 5 59.235
15 14K Jonathon Allen 10 6:13.530 27.008 39.608 5 59.079
16 66 Todd Scholta 10 6:15.530 29.008 39.514 9 59.220
17 21 Ken Schilling 10 6:17.712 31.190 38.214 8 61.234
18 43 Austin Countryman 10 6:21.831 35.309 39.581 10 59.119
19 14C Alan Lusk 10 6:23.535 37.013 39.834 8 58.744
20 11 Jason Attwood 10 6:25.765 39.243 39.975 9 58.537
21 91 Kyle Lewis 9 5:55.771 1 Lap 38.893 6 60.165
22 11B Craig Cutler 9 12:05.526 6:09.755 40.609 9 57.623
23 6 Kevin Meacham 8 5:28.022 2 Laps 39.626 4 59.052
24 911 Tim Wyatt 7 4:10.611 3 Laps 40.071 4 58.396
25 41 Darrell Tunnell 6 3:27.953 4 Laps 39.875 5 58.683
26 65 David Ayotte 2 1:02.520 8 Laps 45.810 2 51.081
27 55 Roy Montgomery 0 --:--:--.---   --:--:--.--- 0 -
28 123 Randy McKee 0 --:--:--.---   --:--:--.--- 0 -
29 139 Michael Young 0 --:--:--.---   --:--:--.--- 0 -
30 7 Matt Treglia 0 --:--:--.---   --:--:--.--- 0  

The Main Event
I get my seat swapped out with an older seat that is more "reinforced" with carbon fiber and extra fiber glass.  Makes the chassis more stiff, but my butt should be okay.  Jeff has his Supernats kart in the trailer, but he thinks if he starts from the back of the pack on a tight track like this, he could take a chance at crashing his good kart.  He decides to bow out of the race. 

Looking at the grid, I'm in 7th over all, and in terms of S4 drivers, I'm gridded 3rd behind Casey Scherer and Paul Russell.  Right behind me are Greg Nelson, Kyle Hathcox and Wayne Mello, and we all think we belong on the podium.  I had the 2nd fastest lap time of all the S4 guys in Heat Race 1,  with Kyle Hathcox beating me by .02.  I Figure that my butt was dragging on the ground, so I coulda been a little faster.  I think I'm ready for the main, and more importantly, I think I am ready for the Supernats!


Legate and Cushenberry

We are lined up on Lancaster Blvd, motors revving, two stroke exhaust smoke everywhere, sound blaring off the buildings, and people lined up along the fences watching what's gonna happen in turn 1.  This is the moment that drivers live for!  Al Pacino would scream, "Because that's what LIVING is!"

 Green flag drops, and I get an uncharacteristic bad start. I take the inside, and Nelson, Wayne, and Hathcox get by me on the outside.  ARRRRGH!  Now I'm behind Wayne, and it takes me a couple of laps to get by him.  Then I chase down Nelson, and it takes a good 6 laps to get cleanly by him.  About a 100 yards up I see Paul Russell's kart, and I start the chase.  With two laps left, I get right behind Russell, but I can't make a run on him to make a pass.  The checker comes out.  No one really knows who finished where.  We come off the track, and talk to a track worker, and he's on the radio trying to find out the results.  The people that make it to the podium for S4 and Open Shifter get to do one more victory lap in front of the crowd and park their karts next to the podium by turn 1 on the track.  The course worker gets ahold of race control and Russell takes 3rd in S4.  I miss the podium by 3/10th of a second in a 24 lap race.  ARRRGH!  Kyle Hathcox, who was behind me at the start, wins S4, with Scherer taking 2nd.  I beat all but two of the Open Shifter guys.  Peter Mastro, Robert Marks, and Kyle Lewis make it to the podium in the Open Shifter class.


Clinton was hauling ass in Turn 2 in the main event

In the S3 class, Toft and Neal duke it out until Toft hits a barrier.  The S3 guys finish Neal, Legate, Cushenberry, and Willy Musgrave challenges the S3 youngsters and takes a very, very respectable 4th place.  It was great watching the S3 guys come flying around some of those turns.

Main Race, Open Shifters + S4 Stock Honda

Pos No. Name Laps Total time Diff Best time In lap Best speed
1 44 Peter Mastro 24 14:47.755   37.503 15 62.395
2 18 Robert Marks 24 14:52.316 4.561 37.515 8 62.375
3 24K Kyle Hathcox 24 14:56.103 8.348 37.582 8 62.264
4 60 Casey Scherer 24 14:57.803 10.048 37.792 18 61.918
5 89 Paul Russell 24 15:08.156 20.401 37.759 9 61.972
6 55 Doug Hayashi 24 15:08.470 20.715 38.008 23 61.566
7 21 Ken Schilling 24 15:17.231 29.476 38.280 21 61.129
8 222 Greg Nelson 24 15:20.814 33.059 38.723 11 60.429
9 800 Wayne Mello 24 15:25.598 37.843 38.691 22 60.479
10 91 Kyle Lewis 24 15:25.830 38.075 38.055 21 61.490
11 55 Roy Montgomery 24 15:25.960 38.205 37.951 20 61.658
12 9 Mark Helms 23 14:48.614 1 Lap 38.514 20 60.757
13 622 Steve Berg 23 14:48.632 0.018 38.825 21 60.270
14 14K Jonathon Allen 23 14:48.871 0.257 38.532 21 60.729
15 911 Tim Wyatt 23 14:55.672 7.058 38.809 22 60.295
16 123 Randy McKee 23 15:00.945 12.331 38.402 21 60.934
17 11 Jason Attwood 23 15:11.965 23.351 39.679 19 58.973
18 43 Austin Countryman 23 15:16.960 28.346 39.028 22 59.957
19 14C Alan Lusk 23 15:18.646 30.032 39.336 22 59.487
20 07 Tim Hepburn 22 15:27.005 2 Laps 39.614 18 59.070
21 66 Todd Scholta 21 14:00.737 3 Laps 39.745 11 58.875
22 50 Mark Sundberg 21 15:04.164 1:03.427 38.987 18 60.020
23 65 David Ayotte 21 15:05.506 1:04.769 42.090 11 55.595
24 41 Darrell Tunnell 20 12:58.306 4 Laps 38.031 10 61.529
25 172 Troy Butts 15 16:12.760 9 Laps 37.410 11 62.550
26 321 Imran Husain 12 7:05.914 12 Laps 37.727 10 62.025
27 6 Kevin Meacham 11 7:05.246 13 Laps 39.525 11 59.203
28 139 Michael Young 10 6:34.897 14 Laps 40.848 7 57.286
29 11B Craig Cutler 3 1:38.932 21 Laps 41.707 2 56.106
30 7 Matt Treglia 0 --:--:--.---   --:--:--.--- 0  

Final Race, S3 hot shoes: (Jeff, Wayne and I haven't beat any of the guys below in a long time...)

Pos No. Name Laps Total time Diff Best time In lap Best speed
1 33 Jacob Neal 24 14:43.702   36.148 19 64.734
2 51c Bobby Legate 24 14:48.670 4.968 36.775 8 63.630
3 27 Patrick Cushenberry 24 14:56.245 12.543 36.995 16 63.252
4 422 Willy Musgrave 24 14:59.944 16.242 37.200 12 62.903
5 69 Peter Abba 24 15:00.205 16.503 37.096 23 63.080
6 111C Clinton Schoombee 24 15:04.673 20.971 36.330 20 64.410
7 17 Vivek Tandon 24 15:07.558 23.856 37.403 16 62.562
8 322 Billy Musgrave 23 14:48.812 1 Lap 36.822 13 63.549
9 46 Slava Prikhodko 23 15:07.088 18.276 36.946 18 63.336
10 52 Jason Toft 20 12:11.257 4 Laps 36.266 13 64.523
11 24 Harley Owen 0 --:--:--.---   --:--:--.--- 0 -

 

I'd have to say that next to the Supernats, the Lancaster Grand Prix is one of the best events around because:

1. Lots of spectators


Saturday night after practice, Streets of Lancaster filled with people

2. Racing in the City Streets

3. Track layout was exciting: One small mistake and you crash into a barrier.  But like the Virginia City Hill Climb, if you can get through a race without crashing, you feel like you climbed Mount Everest or cheated Death, and suddenly you are super human.

4. Huge group of shifters in your class.  When was the last time you saw 30 shifters in race except for maybe the Supernationals?

5. Mike Robbins did a great job rallying the shifter drivers to attend, and to be our interface with the Tri-C Kart club, as Tri-C doesn't run any shifters in their normal race day program.

I get home, take a look at my butt in the mirror, and my ENTIRE right butt cheek looks like it is a combination of bruised purple and bright red like a big ass plum.  I think about taking a picture of my injury, and then comparing my picture with Wayne's picture to see who's is uuhhh...bigger.  I decide against it.

Helmet camera video - 180 meg Windows Media file do a right click save target as.  After you see the video, you'll be there next year with your shifter kart!

Other Miscellaneous Stuff

So I get this Federal Subpoena
Here's a weird story for you.  I'm number one on Google if you click on Google's "Images" search tab, and type in "blank marriage certificate". People pay big bucks to be number one on Google.  Not sure how I got there....but that's where the story gets too weird to even fathom.  If you have 30 minutes for a story, read this link: http://corner-carvers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41993&highlight=subpoena
Or, if you have time for a 5 minute Youtube video explaining the story, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSDuWY-uvkg


That blank marriage certificate from my minister kit got me subpoenaed

Cholesterol Update
From the last chapter, my total cholesterol level Total was 204 (LDL+HDL + (.2 x Triglycerides)).  Wayne's was 236.  Both sorta bad numbers, as you want to definitely be below 200.  We took two different approaches to getting the cholesterol down to "normal" numbers.  I stopped eating my usual 3 cheese pizzas and 3 steaks a week, and substituted more stuff like soup and sandwiches, and took a couple of those Costco fish oil tablets a day. After 3.5 months, my total cholesterol number is now 187.  Wayne continues eating the same crap he always eats, which basically means he goes to a restaurant/fast food for all meals.  He chooses to take the statin pills to lower his cholesterol, (since he already takes about 20 other "supplement pills", so why not just take a couple more), and he gets to 177.  He declares himself the winner....but I think that is like taking steroids and then saying you can hit the ball farther than someone else!



My streak of 125 days with no steak or pizza is helping my cholesterol get down

Bruce Springsteen Tour ending
Springsteen and the E Street Band is running on all cylinders.  They become the "house band" on the first night of the 25 Anniversary of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at Madison Square Garden.  A couple of days later, my sister flies out see him at two nights at the Garden, playing the entire "Wild Innocent, and E Street Shuffle" album one night, and the entire "River" album on night two.  Most of the attendees agree it was two of the best performances they have ever seen.  Damn!  I shoulda went.  I'm an idiot.

Gogol Bordello
The Gypsy punks came into town, and put on another great live show.
Other reviews from this tour:

1. http://www.nodepression.com/profiles/blogs/live-review-gogol-bordello

2. http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2009/10/concert_review_gogol_bordello.php

3. http://clubnotes.pmpblogs.com/concert-reviews/concert-review-gogol-bordello-rocks-the-fox-in-boulder-colorado/

4. http://www.guttersnipenews.com/2009/10/10/gogol-bordello/

Get off thy ass and see something out of your comfort zone.  You might be amazed at what is out there.


Multi-Cultural Gypsy Punk Celebration

Poker
On August 9, 2009, I was down to my last $30 in my internet poker account.  I then went on a good run, and ran it up to $500.  I am a genius.  For THREE MONTHS, I played in about five or six of the 9 person Sit N Go tournaments each day, for total of 518 tournaments, probably 180 hours of poker, comprised of about 22,000 hands of poker.  And then my luck/skill ran out.....and I went busto.  I'm a moron.  I'm giving up online poker for a while, I refuse to make another deposit.  I thought for sure I would be able to run up my account to about $3000.  So much for that.   Interestingly enough, I did good in the low entry fee games, and the high entry fee games.  My weakness seems to be in the middle entry fee games.   Hummm...must re-evaluate.  PokerTracker 3 statistics are here.

Softball
We ended the season a miserable 3-7-2, taking 4th out of 5 teams in our division, which is the second highest division in Huntington Beach.  A good way of thinking about it is we are the 9th best team out of about 64 coed teams that play in Huntington Beach.  The bad news is that anytime you go 3-7-2, you feel like a loser!  Our outfield is having problem seeing the ball at night, probably because the average age is around 43 years old.  The seem to need night vision glasses.  Our shortstop (me) kicked a lot of balls the last two games.  The girls are starting to hit good again....we'll do better in the next season starting in January. Onbase percentage chart.


Al (our softball pitcher) standing next to Gary Carlton, possibly the USA's best shifter driver

Housing still crashing, but stock market up
I can't figure it out.  Can you?  Everyone says the economy is on the upswing.

1. US Foreclosure Filings Surpass 300,000 for 8th Straight month

2. Orange County Foreclosure Notices Hit Record 8000 (for the MONTH).  There's a lot of people not paying their mortgages, and the banks ain't foreclosing on them fast enough nor are they selling any REO properties cheap enough.  It seems like they are still stockpiling REOs, and trying to dribble them out slowly so they don't cause prices to crash anymore.

3. Since late 2006, 371 major lending operations have imploded.  NSX-Files/Pulp Racing has been tracking this since April 2007, when it 30 more lenders went belly up making the total 67 at that time.

4.  Jason works as a yacht mechanic/tech.  He said things were still okay in the luxury market until last month, and then all repair maintenance work just grinded to a halt. 

Supernats Prep
Well.....our karts seem to be running good. We do two practice sessions at Perris, with Alex Barron giving us adult supervision to make sure our karts are mechanically sound, and for some driving tips.  I run 39.1 on old tires, which means I should be in the 38.x range on new tires.  I throw on some new tires.....crap, no 38's for me.  Crap.  Alex says that the kart is over stuck and has too much grip, and if the kart feels like this at the Supernats, start taking grip out of the kart by changing axles, seat position, etc.  Alex then hops in my kart and in two laps burns a 38.6.  I won't be getting a day job providing kart driving lessons to people.

So ten days before the Supernats, our karts are pretty much ready to go.  Usually we are scrambling until the very last minute.  Perhaps Raceaflais will give us a break this year.

   
F1 drivers Nelson Piquet Jr., Sebastian Buemi, and Michael Schumacher racing with us at The Rio

A couple of weeks ago, SuperKartUSA confirmed that Red Bull F1 drivers Buemi and Alguersuari were confirmed for Super Pro class:
http://www.superkartsusa.com/superna...-superpro.html
On Monday, November 9th, SKUSA announces that seven time Formula One World Champion Michael Schumacher is racing in the SuperPro class.
http://www.superkartsusa.com/superna...nals-xiii.html
Algueruari drops out, but Nelson Piquet Jr. enters also.  The SuperPro racing will now have 3 Formula One drivers, the best factory drivers from Europe for Tony Kart, CRG, GP, Intrepid, etc, and top American kart drivers like Gary Carlton.



How does Pulp Racing handicap the S4 race?  Look below.

Ekartingnews.com publishes their S4 preview for the Supernats, and mentions Jeff's name and my name.  If I have to handicap the field from what I know right now, without seeing anyone in practice or the heat races, I'd probably say it looks like a real tight field, and go with this assessment:

S4 Driver Odds
to Win
Comments
Jeff Littrell 3-2 Has won S4 class in 2006 and 2007.  Can his neck hold out?
Mike Jones 5-2 Took 2nd last year, but doesn't have sidekick Chris Jennings in same class.
Doug Hayashi 3-1 Took 3rd in 2007.  Raceaflais usually enters the picture, spoiling 2006 and 2008 podium runs. 
Paul Russell 3-1 Always real close to top 3 finish, took 4th in 2007.  2009 SCCA Autocross Karting Champ.
Craig Sender 3-1 4th in 2006 and 4th in 2008.  Could be his year to move up
Kyle Hathcox 3-1 Runs PKC S3. Took S4 win at Lancaster Grand Prix.  Probably 20+ years younger than most of the drivers.  Could surprise people.
Steve Perdue 3-1 Took 5th last year, after starting from near the back of the pack due to DQ in qualifying.
John Espinor 4-1 Took 3rd in 2006, but didn't run last two Supernats.  Hasn't run on existing track config.

That's it for now.  I think I'm holding pocket Queens, will my pair hold up after all the heat races and main race are flopped?  EKN live streaming commentary on races here.  Competition schedule here.


S4 Supernats title:  Everyone is "ALL IN", and we are waiting for the flop.  Can someone hit trips and beat Littrell?

Thursday, November 12
Cooper comes down with H1N1. 

Saturday, November 14
The wife comes down with H1N1.  Crap......can I make it to Vegas without being another H1N1 victim?

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